The News is Pessimistic.

Future rant coming to your dirty doorstep at 5 AM soon.

Now tell me, what is better than waking up 5AM to a peice of bleeping technology screaming in your ear, soot in your eyes, opening the door to a blast of wind in your face to find out that a local filmmaker has committed a murder modeled after the Dexter show. And that man could be your neighbour, or the guy behind you in the Sobeys checkout.

Don't kid me, it's exciting to read about.

But there must be something happier happening on the streets. Filling our weary, easily suggestable minds first thing in the morning with that henious stuff is not always the greatest thing to fixate your thoughts on.